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  • Anti-Narcissist
    edited November 2009
    HB barbers wants to set up shop at UQ in direct competition to HD. HD and Luke feels turf has been swiped from their feet. It explains a lot.
  • luke
    edited November -1
    Whatever.
    Messiah, could be worse, you could be a Parade Director... or stuck in Perth with all the east travelling escapees.
  • luke
    edited November 2009
    You're right Messiah - HD is a chick - you said so yourself. Make a nice KKK porn building, no?
  • Anti-Narcissist
    edited November -1
    She/he/lady boy would not look out of place in stockings, kilts, FM boots.
  • hairdresser
    edited November 2009
    @ luke-
    message bank said hague was calling hd a girl + hes whipped a rubber out.
    .. must get a bar like a swastika treating objects like womans and flicking his own white switch?

    + as bone-us he's back for revenging with the mexosandstone brothers and ....their foxy whore...>!
    - has 2 wait for the opportunity or the family dog 2 finish squeezing out 15 tins of pal on the leash for a swansong streat but




    i've bought first refusal on the disaster comic for the film rights.
    only one thing worse than being hague would be being hagueminime - ask the parade director.
    only 1 thing worse than being a parade director - ask the accountant.
  • luke
    edited November -1
    ^^^^^hague smith. stop sucking up to me its making me itchy.
  • Anti-Narcissist
    edited November 2009
    ^
    your itch might be an allergic reaction to your fish net stockings.
  • hairdresser
    edited November 2009
    sounds like u should think about a bit of delousing before leaving your dog kennel and coming onto the mainland hague.
  • greenhaus
    edited November 2009
    Hi guys.

    Willkommen from Neues Schloss Anti narcissist.

    I too am interested in localESD like you Anti narcissist. As now I am making a book on complete projekts which are PASSIVHAUS standard in Germany. You know this ZEB. It is very the same as MINERGE-P for making ZEB building. Do you have any projekts by architects you knoW in Australai tha t are like this. It is not the same as GBCUS-LEED I know your country architects work for. I would like my book to be made with some ZEB projeks for your interest.
  • hairdresser
    edited November 2009
    looks like hagues has ZIB in your ZEB greenhaus.
    not being rude but wtf r u on about. local aussie esd is elephant * stamp & pink ink pad u buy yourself at the newsagent not gbcus.

    one for your book?
    if i turn my hairstyle sideways on a plane 2 Kiwi land I can see a brown coal powered broken shopping trolley.
  • Anti-Narcissist
    edited November -1
    Greenhaus = hairdresser
  • hairdresser
    edited November 2009
    ^^^i'd have to no what the fcuk our german friend was talking about first.
    ha ha ha?


    ^the concept of ZIB i can explain for u but.


    gold coast de sal has rusted up. heard someone put salt water in it. get the germans in?
  • greenhaus
    edited November -1
    Herr Anti Narcissit
    So ein Arschloch sind Sie. Ich bin kein Friseur und keine Berliner......aber Sie ist ein grosser Donut.....Ich mag Brezeln.

    Sorry guys, mostly everyone is friendly here und in Australien. My Englisch is not so good, so please forgive a little.

    OK for me und EU, ESD = Passivhaus = Zero energie building (almost). No zentralheitzung, only with air and heat recovery from people und equipment.
    Idee 1991 from Wolfgang Feist. Now 20,000 projekt. H
  • peter_j
    edited November -1
    Greenhaus, you are best to open a new discussion ( http://www.butterpaper.com/vanilla/post.php ) as this one is apparently about the Venice Biennale. I think.
  • hairdresser
    edited November 2009
    dunno PJ. Gh answered question wots he on about.
    i think i lost something in the translation.
    "a berliner is a do nut and i like pretzels? "




    ZIB = zero interest buddy = brickie's grip on localesd thermal chimney.
    Hagues can't digest chocolate/strawberry tim tams after years of eating emergency supplies of vanilla ones that get sent to Straddy. His astroturf + dog kennels r safe with hims - small market apart from folks who take it or leave it under police orders.
  • luke
    edited November 2009
    Ok - back to Venice thread.
    So presume Gravitarse and co have the sh*ts with Brisbane Bogans? Gold Coast = Melbourne = Sydney... seems reasonable (although would be well pussed if I was from Gold Coast). Will have to wait to see Gollum and IR's puppet work amped up by in-house speakers/printers and 2008/10 coat tail turds. Plenty of marketing option$ ... get in quick.
    Suggest sending donations to the kiwis instead and adopting two vowels when speaking in Venice.
  • hairdresser
    edited November 2009
    I/deal course of hackshun?
    after two shots in the dark suck in hard + go pro boneho.
    1. Admit your not good enuff and get the RISDred+ hexperts in early.
    2. Fly out crack team of moanash junior mexirichyriches with vanilla timtams, plan and rubber hammers.
    3. Lose plan and lose way in a canal after watching brick bots pole dance on first night.
    4. Go to Plan B - Build Suburban Nursery version of lien and thievans blow up t%^d from back of napkin.
    5. Get Hivan in with a feather duster and a shovel to knock the pointy bits off the ends.
    6. Hook up Gollum with a whitewash spraygun and travel adaptor for stick theatre.
    7. Brand the fcuk out of anything that stands still within 20mm intolerance of it.
    8. Piss on all the trees nearby and crack open out of date spew man t for toasting.
    9. Raise a glarse 2 Gravitarse inaugeruall CGA and the continental splendour of mining camps/casinos to Xmas Is ..........and back again.
    10. Hand out the glass jaw braces.
    11. Have interesting opinion about rest of the whocareswhatkook5%carbonreducedanglicansthink.
    12, Man the dunny desk.
    13. Talk to the hand partners.
  • luke
    edited November 2009
    UQ summer show flatlined last night with guest x-VB specialist beamed in from Mel-burn
    Could have been the Goldwater competition (3 hr line ups) or just the sniff of stale news
    Either way, same format for past 30 years is on the nose
  • hairdresser
    edited November 2009
    ^ mexican skunks wear all black coats buddy - high maintenance life support 2.
  • hairdresser
    edited November -1
    FFsake. updates r branded.
    u all cum back now, y'hear. and don't be four getin ya water trunks for a dip in the ce ment pond.
    zip.jpg 50.8K
  • luke
    edited November -1
    Choice ...
    ... well done please.
  • hairdresser
    edited November -1
    kibbutz.
    israel quietly nails it again.
    like their style, 08 they took the chance to reflect on their occupation of a desert and effect on indigenous people.
    http://www.haaretz.com/hasen/spages/1132452.html
  • luke
    edited November -1
    ^ Israel took a hammering a few years back from the brits HD.
    I predict Gravitarse, Gollum and Co's cobbled together brothel will take a solid hammering in 2010 from the the Canadians. Sweet.
    http://www.cbc.ca/arts/artdesign/story/2009/12/15/hylozoic-biennale-architecture.html

    Anyone got the word on the parade directors son, his name is not on the short list.
  • hairdresser
    edited December 2009
    ha ha ha

    u r too funny luke.


    interesting. could b wrong. doesn't look like any of trevor mein or john linkins clients made the list.

    heard a rumour said hey hi hay were pissed at boganvillians 4 showing in venice last time to promote heat rash. game of possession without goals still on i hope? mo fo barbers don't feel up 2 being competitive?

    gotta love gravitarse getting the lease at last on the obsolete dot jumbo jet from qantarse.
    80s sand fly touch be a bit 06 but? can't wait to see the logo loincloths.



    http://www.architectureanddesign.com.au/article/Biennale-finalist-announced-for-Oz-exhibition/508795.aspx
  • luke
    edited November -1
    What's the entry/advertising fee?
  • hairdresser
    edited December 2009
    how much u owed?

    napkin found in a rubbish bin back of verve covered in gravy stains.
    looks like sum 1s thoughts on a brown coal fired display village maybe?
  • luke
    edited November -1
    Bangarra must be hard up for work - this sounds like their Fonzy jumping the shark episode.
    Either way, all good for Gravitarse et al - be able to tick the irrelevant black box and move on - very modern colonial - air kiss to all.

    ^ WHy the blue on yellow? You some kind of marist?
  • hairdresser
    edited December 2009
    ^ no, lapsed scientologist
    v's new look, keeps the napkins "clean". blue texta standard govt. issue - safer to carry in suits?
    u got to wonder wot story will be in shark jump dance. Sydney got a "shit hill" from the locals for the olympics no?
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    canada job is interesting luke. looks hippi feel good but found another article - more 2 it. could b lame. will find link to article.
  • luke
    edited November -1
    ha ha ha - yes, you gotta watch that Sydney mob - heard that they called the main olympic hill - sh*t hill - in their lingo, until SOCOG copped on way too late. Maybe a special sh*t dance for Gravitarse and Gollum?

    Canada - maybe - but I doubt it, they're just as AA'd as Oz + I don't get architects trying to be artists ....
  • cabbie
    edited November -1
    <p>architects are architects, artists are artists, academics are academics, hairdressers are hairdressers, cabbies are cabbies, and your just luke....</p>
    <p>why pretend....?</p>
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